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This is by far the quickest, easiest, foolproof,
and
FREE system of making money
with multiple streams of income.

   COMPLETELY ON AUTOPILOT   

All you have to do.....
is read this ONE page, spend a bit of time
setting all the wheels in motion.....
read on.

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     Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dave, and I have been involved with the Internet since 1969 (USAF Crypto Systems) when it was called "ARPNET"*. I have been doing Internet marketing since the advent of graphics-based browsers (1994). Since then, the Internet has exploded, and although the potential customer base has increased exponentially since the "old days", so has the competition. This evolution (if you will) of the most powerful means of communication ever invented has caused drastic changes in the methodology of presenting and advertising products, and as a result, the old methods of doing business have gone the way of the dinosaur. What I am going to present to you here is foolproof, and is proven to work if you work it. In addition, it is the most dynamic method of doing business because everyone has both the incentive to participate, and will reap the rewards of that incentive; it is a win-win situation all around. Bookmark this page.

 

     Take a few hours to do everything it says to do here.... remember - there is nothing to buy here; I am not trying to sell you a book on how I got rich.... I did what is outlined here - all of it - and I'm here to tell you that it was worth every minute of time I spent on it, because I can now sit back and reap the rewards of what I set in motion forever, and it keeps growing without any intervention on my part (and I can will it as an asset of my estate when I shuffle off this mortal coil). I used the profits from my "free" ventures to get into other ventures that require a small investment that I will also share with you here.... but YOU make that decision as you come to it, and when you feel comfortable that it will work for you as well.... and when you can pay for it with the profits you make with the FREE system.

 

* ARPNet - Advanced Research Project Network

 

 

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     I am going to do something very unique here... I am going to teach anyone who can read this ONE page and spend a few hours of their time, how to make money on the Internet... from multiple streams (sources) - and I'm going to do it without asking you for a thin dime (I might just put this all in an e-Book and charge money for it, so take advantage of all of this before I come to my senses).

 

     Just to make my point here, you will notice that EVEN THE WEB HOSTING IS FREE - This site is hosted FREE by the good people at ; all I paid for was the registration for the domain name.... but you DON'T need a web site to do most of what I suggest you do here... but it sure doesn't hurt! I could have easily paid the hosting cost for this site, but I chose NOT to, to illustrate to you that you can have a great Web site (if you want one) without spending a small fortune. Of course, if you would like to design your own Web sites as I do, you'll need a Web site design program or HTML editor. For your information, I use Microsoft Front Page™ to do all my sites, but many of the programs presented here set up an "affiliate" site for you at no cost.

 

      I have a entirely devoted to those of you who want to incorporate their own Web sites into their enterprise efforts - but continue reading here before you do your own Web site.

 

     Why am I doing this? Because I make money ONLY WHEN YOU make money - it's just that simple. What better incentive and motivation could there be for me to know what I am doing and not be full of baloney? The more money I can help YOU to make, the more I make. Sound like a good deal?

 

     Again, let me stress this: YOU WILL NEVER BE ASKED TO SPEND ANY MONEY HERE.
But you WILL be asked to invest a bit of your TIME....
As much time as it takes you to read this ONE page (and optionally ) and do precisely what it says.


      The process takes a few hours - maybe a day at most, and you should have everything ready to go about a week after you start (this is mostly waiting for email replies and bank account verifications).

 

     When you leave this site, having done precisely what is outlined here, you will have set in motion something that NEVER SLEEPS, NEVER STOPS, CAN'T BE STOPPED, and which will grow every month into a VERY NICE income. If you do most of what is suggested here, you will have a diverse portfolio of income sources, and multiple streams of income.

 

     For those of you who give themselves excuses to procrastinate, NOW is the time to ACT.... STOP playing with that X-Box, Wii, or what-have-you, and "play" a game that PAYS you to "play".

 

     Many people do not realize the power of the Internet to make them a PILE of money - even when they are asleep.... continuously, and forever.

 

     What isn't being shared in all the "make money within 15 minutes" advertisements you may be getting by e-mail is that "15 minutes" is a matter of marketing hype; and "hype" is just the politically-correct word for "bullshit".... in plain English.... But I won't lie to you; I have every reason to establish my credibility here.

 

     There are many people making TONS of money with hype and scams - I have a collection of them posted on: I suggest that you follow the instructions on this site and learn the simple ways to , and keep from getting "scammed". That topic will be covered in the following section on setting up payment accounts.

 

     But I digress..... Let me make this unequivocal statement: You CANNOT "start making serious money within 15 minutes" anywhere on the Internet, by any (legal) methodology I am aware of - and I've been doing this for a VERY long time! Good things take TIME.... and great things take TIME and WORK - but the smart people learn how to duplicate their efforts by providing other people with opportunities and incentives. The ONLY situation that works and lasts in business is a "win-win" situation, which is much easier and much more pleasant to set into motion than just selling something to the public, or trying to scam people. The key to success is persistence; do what works and don't be discouraged if you don't get results "in 15 minutes". If it works for me, it will work for you as well - the METHOD, not the PERSON using the method is what works. You have the advantage here of my experience, and a step-by-step approach. There are many different opportunities here, and you can take advantage of any or all of them. I benefit through teaching you, and others will, in turn, benefit because you will teach them and offer them these same opportunities.

 

     If you are willing to do a little work...

(Arghhh!  that word!  ... "work")....

You can set in motion a process that will generate a small income initially,

With the potential to grow exponentially over the next few months....
And to keep on paying long into the future....

Without you doing a single thing but to set it in motion.

 

     What am I talking about?

Well, a few things.

But before we get to that, you have to set up a way to get paid.

 

 

 

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FIRST...
Before you even begin...

 You have to have a way to get paid.

 

     This is probably the most tedious and time-consuming part of this process. I have to admit to you that doing this is not "fun" by any means.... and this one hurdle is probably what stops many people even before they get started. Nobody likes to fill out forms and jump through hoops.... I can offer you only ONE consolation as motivation... you will only have to do it ONCE.

 

     It will be extremely more convenient for you to set up these payment accounts if you currently do your banking online - or at least have access to your bank account via the bank's Web site. If you don't, it will greatly speed and simplify the process (which has to be done separately for each of the online pay accounts you wish to set up) if you establish online access to your bank account before proceeding.

 

     In order to set up direct deposits and a means by which to transfer funds to your bank account, some of the programs I will refer you to here (below) require that you provide them with the name and address of the bank, the transit / routing number and the account number for your bank account. You don't need to call your bank or wrack your brain to find this information; it can be found on the bottom of your check.

                                                        
      Transit      Account
      Routing     Number

 

 

     If the payment account will be tied to your bank account, the payment company will (may) then make one or two "micro-deposits" to your bank account and ask you to verify the amounts they deposited. This is done to prove that you indeed own the account, and can access information in that account (because you have the bank account password) - without revealing the bank account password to the company.

 

     Once you have verified the amounts of the deposits, the deposits will be automatically withdrawn. This procedure verifies you as the owner of the bank account, and validates that the account number you provided is valid (not fraudulent) and that it wasn't mistyped. The "company" can then send payments to your bank account automatically, but can only make withdrawals with your authorization.

 

     IMPORTANT: Online thievery known as "phishing" is rampant on the Internet. Dateline NBC has done an expose' on Identity Theft that anyone doing business online should watch. Their Web site has an entire collection of informative articles. See: . ™ also has an excellent set of tutorials on their Web site. Just go to the ™ site click on "privacy" at the bottom of the page, read the information and then click on "security center" at the bottom of that page to see excellent information on how to protect yourself online. I have posted a few dozen examples of "phishing" e-mails on you should look at as well. Some of them are really hilarious, but unsuspecting people fall for them every day.

 

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 Set up your Online Payment Accounts

 

PLEASE SEE

BEFORE PROCEEDING HERE

 

I have listed the "Major Players" in the Online Payment business below. The active links will take you directly to their sign-up pages in order to speed up the process. If you sign up for ALL of these programs NOW, you will cover 90% or more of every Affiliate program's requirements, and when you run across an opportunity you don't want to pass up, you will not have to interrupt your train-of-thought to set up a payment method.

 

 

Set up a ™ account.

Go to ™ and do it now...

It takes a few minutes, but it's worth it!

While you are at the ™ don't forget to order a security key. If you contact customer support with a "security concern", they will usually send you one (normally costs $5) for free.
™ is the preferred means of payment on eBay and many other auction sites.

 

By far, the best way I have found to prevent thieves from accessing your eBay / ™ account or eBay store is to get a ™ security key. This small, football-shaped key fob looks like a small car door opener remote. The device generates a six-digit random number which has to be used in conjunction with your password in order to access your ™ and / or eBay accounts. Anyone who has a ™ account should also get this electronic "key".

 

 

You should also set up a ™ account for future use.

To do that, and follow the instructions.

 

 

™ is another popular online payment company. Many affiliate sites use ™ and so I highly recommend that while you are here you now, and open a FREE account - get the Business Premium Secured account (they are all free). Once you have set up the account and verified your e-Mail address, set up your bank account information from the PROFILE tab.

 

Some affiliate programs you may run into in the future use ™ as well, so while you're here, go ahead and start a ™ account too.

 

 

The newest "kid" on the block is e2e. You can make $ just by signing up FREE and referring others to the new payment system with your unique referral code that you will get as soon as you become a member. .... it only takes a few minutes.

 

While you are at it, you should also Many programs use this pay processor, and you can set it up to send the funds to your ™ account.

 

All these pay programs are free of cost, and free of monthly charges, and with these set up, you have now cleared the way for money to flow to you from almost any affiliate program on the Internet - (processing fees for "incoming money" vary). You should sign up for ALL of them while you are on this page, so that when you run across opportunities that use them, you can take advantage of them with swiftly, and with minimal effort. Of course, you are expending that effort NOW... do this - trust me; you'll thank me later.

 

 

When you've done all that... (whew!) then... The BORING (but necessary) part is done.
(Trust me! - it won't be so boring when you check the balances six months from now!)
Then continue below.

 

 

If you would like to view a Free Online Business Seminar, click here -->

 

 

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 Processing Credit Cards (Merchant Accounts)

 Existing Businesses can borrow up to $150,000 USD Completely Interest Free - and pay it back AFTER YOU GET PAID

 

"Brick & Mortar" Businesses need a way to process credit card payments. If you have a new business, we can set you up really quickly with credit card terminals and a merchant account. If you are an existing, established business, we will reward you for switching your credit card processing to us by giving you an INTEREST-FREE loan of up to $150,000 - or more - based on your credit card sales.  There are NO FIXED PAYMENTS; you pay us when YOU get paid. This is by far the most incredible deal you'll ever run into online. At first, it may seem that there's a "catch" - but there is no "catch". , or Call: 1-888-298-1888 (Agent ID 5662)

 

 

 

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 And now... The FUN part!

 

For Starters, let's discuss:

 

Internet Publishing, Free Paid File Hosting, , and also FREE - and then we will move on to a few other things as well, including .

 

 Get Paid To Host Your Files When Someone Downloads Them

 

        This may not sound like much, and "Free Paid" may be a contradiction in terms - but believe me, THIS has potential.

 

Many people have the need to share files with others - particularly if you have a video spot that's a bit too long (in time) or large (in size) to put on YouTube, or BlogTV, et al. You are probably looking for a way to host your files for FREE - or where they won't impact the bandwidth of your Web site. What you can do, is TEASE your audience with a spot on your Web site, YouTube, BlogTV, Twitter, or whatever, then send them to this spot to download the rest (or a higher-quality version, etc.). They do NOT get charged for the download, but YOU get paid from $0.30 to $0.60 every time someone downloads your file.

 

       Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets better!

 

       There is also an affiliate program.... you get paid when you refer other people who register and host files when those files are downloaded. All you have to do is sign up, host some files, and get people to download them.... and/or get someone you know who needs a place to host all those files he / she has to sign up under your affiliate link. Put it in motion & watch what happens!

 

 

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 Internet Publishing
    
     You do not have to know anything about - or even like the publishing business to make money in the bookseller's market....

     You do NOT have to be an author to get involved with Internet Publishing.... you can sell OUR books!!

 

But if you ARE an author, or would like to make some easy bucks....

Write a book, a novel, a short story....

Write a romance novel or a seedy treatise of your life-experience....

Assemble a collage of your best photographs....

Design a hot calendar....

Compile all your chat room logs (no kidding!)...

Share your fantasies, pour your heart out...

Appeal to man's baser instincts...
Appeal to man's darker side....

Share your experiences, your recipes for black-eyed peas....

Publish it on the Internet.... and you'll get customers....

And you'll get affiliates ready and willing to promote your product for a piece of the "action".
You'll do much better than the 6% the publishing houses give their top authors,
And you'll have complete control....

You even control your commissions and retail prices!

 

     What's the best thing about e-Books?

Well, there's SEVERAL things....

#1 - They cost you NOTHING to "print" or "publish" - The "inventory" is free and self-replicating.

#2 - They are NEVER "out of stock"; the inventory is always one unit greater than the instant demand.

#3 - They are available INSTANTLY.

#4 - They're considered "non-returnable", and most eBook publishers DO NOT refund purchases.

#5 - They are INSTANTLY available to affiliate vendors.

#6 - Electronic content is 100% profit after the cost of producing the original is recovered.

#7 - "Publishing" requires absolutely NO INVESTMENT.

#8 - Authors will share a big portion of the profits with you as a seller of his / her books.

 

 

Take a look at these sites:

- (adult erotica - Please be 18 or older).
- (Sci-Fi, Fiction, Non-fiction)

 

Sign up to become an affiliate, and you can sell books from other authors as well as your own books.
You can even sell MY books (I have over two dozen) on your affiliate site.
It costs you NOTHING to become an affiliate...

It costs you NOTHING to publish your own books.

You don't need to build a Web site.

You don't need to sell stuff to your friends.

AND....

You don't have to do anything else.... if you don't want to.

 

     Why anyone would read this and NOT do it, is beyond MY comprehension....

But there ARE people who just will NOT make an effort - even when it means that the effort will pay them dividends for the rest of their lives.

 

     Even if you made a measly $50 per month doing this - that is $600 over the next 12 months for about 20 minutes of your time now. Who do you know who makes $1,800 per hour? (Note: You can set up as many affiliate sites as you have eMail addresses and ™ or ™ accounts).

 

 

     If you need the tools to convert your MS-Word files to PDA / PDF format...

Go to and and the ... it's (you guessed it!) .... FREE!!

 

     If you need a fast, cheap, easy-to-use bit of software to create PDF (Adobe Acrobat™ compatible files).... Don't spend $250 for "professional" software... - which is 1/10th of the cost ($3.95), and accomplishes the same thing.

 

     Upload your books via the Mobipocket Creator (which gets your work into a network of publishers) See list of . ( FREE!!)

 

      There is a neat video tutorial on how to use the Mobipocket reader on:

      Upload your erotic books via the web site.

      Upload non-erotic here.


     IMPORTANT:
     Make sure you become an affiliate of the , the , and the . These alone - without you having to do ANY promotion at all, comprise three seperate streams of potential income. Use (free) to promote your affiliate sites, include your affiliate links in *, and you will be surprised at the results.

 

     If you don't have a Web site, this is all you can do for the moment... but you can still add links to your affiliate stores as "boilerplate" trailer messages on all the emails you send.

 

 

* Note: most autosurf programs do NOT allow "adult"-rated affiliate links - read the rules first!!

 

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 Affiliate Product Marketing

 

    Maybe you've always wanted to own your own business, but the incredible expense of a start-up, the hassle of keeping thousands of products in stock, dealing with customers, filing quarterly tax returns, and dealing with employees is too much of a nightmare even to consider. Well, thanks to the Internet, and what can be done by innovative marketing companies solves all those problems.

 

    Without any Internet expertise at all, you can have your own Web site pre-stocked with thousands of hot-selling products, maintained by professionals. When customers order from the site you will make a considerable profit without any of the hassle. You can even use a control panel to change individual prices and offer great discounts or special promotions to bring people to your site. There are three plans you can sign up for, and there is a one-time start-up cost for the site, and a small yearly renewal fee (which you will easily pay for with the profits). The start-up cost is less than you'd pay for an MP3 player or a V-cast phone, but  you can recover that cost by just buying products that you normally would pay retail prices for - in your own store.... I mean, if you own a bakery, would you go to the supermarket and buy Wonder™ bread? I didn't think so.

 

     Buying from your own business makes sense, and so the small investment required to have the store is paid for by the savings you get to shop there yourself, and although this is not "free" - it EFFECTIVELY COSTS YOU NOTHING because you recoup your investment quickly.

 

    Depending upon which "plan" you sign up for, you can also put any of the thousands of products available to you at wholesale prices for sale on eBay (if you have an eBay store).

 

    Best of all, you never have to handle the products. You never have to apply for a credit-card Merchant Account. You will also NOT incur any ™ or other e-commerce payment processing fees for items purchased from your store. No trips to the post office.... The company even files the sales taxes for you. All YOU have to do is promote your Web site which is easy to do with , and the .

    The company's Web site explains everything, but there is one thing I want to mention here that should be emphasized.... You can also make some dough by joining the affiliate program.

 

    You definitely owe it to yourself to .

 

    If you want to see what an ACTUAL STORE looks like, then you are invited to browse MY store at:
. I've already recovered my measly investment, and there is no end in sight.

 

 

YOU CAN HAVE A STORE JUST LIKE MINE -

 

 

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          Now this is TRULY something to look into: You get a completely editable Affiliate Web site (the WYSIWYG editor is built in to the affiliate page) promoting lots of products. Since the site can be edited, you can add a back-link to your Web site (if you have one). There are two types of sign-up: Pro and Basic. Sign up FREE for the BASIC site and edit the page to link back to your site. Add an appropriate ad or banner to your site (don't forget to use ViralURL to cloak your link). Once the site starts making some $$$, go for the "Pro" package & make more. Out-of-pocket expense $0.00 - Great potential. Even if it TOTALLY fails to make any money, you will still have an incoming link from a site with a high , and all it cost you is 5 minutes to read this and sign up. All you have to do is click this link:

 

 

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 If you pass this up, you're friggin' NUTS!!!

 

     Another great series of Affiliate Marketing products not only (as a member) allows you to buy products wholesale, but gives you your own Web sites, Multiple product lines, automated affiliate sign-ups, great online tutorials, personal contact with marketing specialists, tools and resources, and potential for six-figure income. You will have your own store, and will be able to buy consumable products such as vitamins, cleaning supplies, pet nutrition, and stuff you go to the store to buy anyway - from your own business... at wholesale prices! If you don't do anything else I have listed on this Web site, you definitely should definitely do THIS! Invest a bit of your time to set it in motion, and sit back & enjoy the fruits of the harvest of your "labor" - endlessly! All you have to do is JOIN NOW.

 

     This is by far the very best and most comprehensive and diverse affiliate marketing program on the Web -- bar none. But don't take MY word for it, sign up FREE and see for yourself!

The Network Builder Program   

     Give away FREE Coupons & earn money: The people you give them to save money -- and you earn money! Over 4500 participating merchants in over 120 countries currently, with new offers added daily.  

     Electronically match consumers with businesses, and in the process, create a win for the consumer, a win for the business, and a win for you.  

     International Association of Home Business Entrepreneurs - You won't find a more powerful lineup of resources for home-based entrepreneurs ANYWHERE else, online or off.
  

     Digital music sales are EXPLODING worldwide and are expected to hit nearly $15 billion in sales by 2010 (that's up from just $2.7 billion in 2005). Get your share of the sales here:

 

     Merchant Services (MS) is a complete, moneysaving transaction solution for online merchants. Our services include credit card processing, debit card processing, check verification/conversion, bad check recovery, gift cards, and more.

 

     You can promote these via as well. Once you have the "ball" rolling, you're on the "gravy train" for real.

 


 

Probably the FASTEST money you can make - A No-Brainer

Get paid BIG Bucks to visit Web sites & surf. This is NOT pennies, folks.... I'm talking about you can easily earn a few HUNDRED BUCKS in just a few minutes.... and you can do it every day. Sign up & see if I'm pulling your leg, or if this opportunity is the best you've ever seen. Visit:

 

OK - This is NOT "Free" - So SUE ME!!

This is a cool concept for those who just want to sit on their dead asses and get paid. This Web site advertises FOR you, by putting your sign-up page in their advertising rotation... so you get random payments of $5 to your ™ account. You need an ™ account which is linked to your checking account in order for this to work. So if you don't have an account (shame on you; you didn't follow ALL the instructions above; you just wanted to skip to the FUN part!) then now, and open a FREE account, link it to your bank account and transfer at least $15 to it. Proceed below.

Then invest 15 measly bucks at sit back on your TUKIS and Make A Lot Of Dough. If you have a Web site, or are a member of any of the then obtain your referral link, cloak it with a , and start promoting your sign-up page and Make Even More Dough.

 

 

TOP SECRET -

 

- (For the price of breakfast at Starbucks, you could eat at Peter Luger's)

 

 

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     Another (different) opportunity to make money is this Viral Marketing site.... but it's gonna' cost you a cheap cup of coffee at Starbucks. For a one-time investment of $2.50 you will get access to software and utility programs worth much more, and by referring people with your own referral link via , the income potential far exceeds the pittance of the "investment" - For all practical purposes, you get FREE STUFF (after you sign up), and you get commissions on everyone who signs up "under" you. The price of a cup of the cheapest coffee at Starbucks and a link in your emails, and a few friends referred to the program could eventually add up to a nice income "while you sleep".  

 

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 Affiliate Cell Phone Web Sites

 

The world of Cellular Phone Internet Access is about to change. This is T-1 speed Global WiFi and cell phone Internet Access.... and the price for that access will BLOW CELL PHONE CARRIERS AWAY!!! You can get it for yourself and / or become an affiliate FREE, sell the service and make PASSIVE and continuous monthly income from subscribers. You simply have to see this to believe it. Check it out:

 

 

Get your very own FREE!!

Yep! You read that right! - FREE!!

There are no investments - nothing to buy, no recurring fees, no start-up charges, nothing to ship, no calls to make. All you do is use your Web site, blog, e-Mails, or any other means you can think of to send visitors to your own affiliate site - which is maintained by the supplier. You make nice commissions, and you do nothing but register as an affiliate and put the link to your Cell Phone site where people will see it. When they go to the site and make a purchase, you get a VERY NICE commission. The Web site you get can be customized with your own company name and logo, and is very nicely done. Go here to take a look at MY Cell Phone Store, and go to  to get your own Cell Phone Store.

 

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 Dating Services

 

     We host one of the best and fastest-growing dating services available on the Internet. Not only can you join and find a partner, but you can also host your own affiliate dating service - you don't need a Web site; all you have to do is promote it v